He plays the new QGP edge-and-smother dice game, and the odds are not in his favor.

I warm him up a bit, stroking and sitting on his face while he's blindfolded. He doesn't know yet I have the iconic satin purples on.

First, I lay out the rules.

I roll two dice. Whatever the number, that's how many edges he'll have to withstand before I'll sit on his face again.

Then, I'll roll to see determine many minutes I'll smother him. (Timed, of course.)

W/we'll repeat this process until the agreed-upon number of rolls is completed... Show more