Being my human couch means being crushed beneath my full 185 lbs all the time! My trusty human furniture slave stays in place on the couch all day long so whenever I feel like sitting on him, he's ready... like right now! Its lunch time and I need some food so I take my slave's phone and order some food on his account while relaxing on his chest full weight. At first the slave thinks he's going to eat too, but why would I feed a couch? That's silly, couches are only for sitting on! Of course it is fun to torment my slave's with the idea of food while I eat! While I'm looking for food my sla... Show more