I got a new pair of converse shoes (paid for by a pathetic loser of course). I know how much you love these shoes and how much you wish you could be underneath me while I wear them. I am about to go out to the park and go for a walk just so I can get them good and smelly. I am not gonna wear socks and when I get back I am going to tie these shoes to your face and make you breathe my scent every second. I think I will even run around in the mud just so you can lick them clean.