so loser...i just got a $500 cash tribute from my little pet scumbag and since i KNOW you wish the money had come from your broke ass i will let you make it up to me by amusing me and making me laugh. i give you one humiliating task for every hundred dollar bill i got. i want you to play some funny pranks-on yourself! if you can make me laugh you win...if not SORRY BITCH YOU LOSE!