Our favorite Goon. You paid for this trip just to watch this 8 minute video, from your lonely bedroom in the states hahaha. We are glistening lavishly, while you spend more and more on us, because this is as close as you'll ever get to us. Spending your retirement fund, your emergency fund, and your life savings, all to just watch, makes you the best! You go broke as we get more expensive. And im sure you'll always find a way to fund whatever we want until we don't want anything else. which will NEVER happen

Our favorite Goon. You paid for this trip just to watch this 8 minute video, from your lonely bedroom in the states hahaha. We are glistening lavishly, while you spend more and more on us, because this is as close as you'll ever get to us. Spending your retirement fund, your emergency fund, and your life savings, all to just watch, makes you the best! You go broke as we get more expensive. And im sure you'll always find a way to fund whatever we want until we don't want anything else. which will NEVER happen