" Teaching you how to jerk. Sounds patronising doesnt it? That's because it is. Here, in todays lesson, you will be taught just how to jerk and edge correctly. How are you supposed to know you're doing it right if you're never taught? By exploration? Anatomy cant be learnt by simply fumbling to find out. Thankfully the specialist Sex Ed teacher, Miss Morningstar is on hand to teach all boys the difference between just stroking and truly jerking."