On the 4th day of Xmas... It's time for a WANGLE!

What do you ask that is? That's when you wank while you dangle your cigarette.

Why? Because wanking is so much better when there is a cancer stick clamped between your lips.

This smoking assignment is great for any time of the year, not just xmas, since you do want and smoke all the time, darling. And I know how much you love being told when to wank and, most importantly, how to smoke while you wank.

Back by popular demand!

Can you say DARK SMOKING FETISH? CANCER STICKS? SMOKING JOI?