Ever wonder what it would be like to be my boyfriend? "If only I could convince Princess Sheridan that I'm worthy. I know I could make her happy." Does that thought rattle around your horny little pea brain? You think you're up to the challenge? What would happen to a pathetic loser like you once I get you in my clutches? There is no turning back. This is what you wanted. You're my bitch now. Where the fuck do you think you're going? Oh no no no...not so fast fucktard. This is your life from now on. Happy?