It used to amuse me that you would make offers to pay me $500 if I would slap you and spit in your face. You can keep that laughable amount of money. So when that didn't work you bumped it up to $500 in cash and $1000 in presents. You're starting to irritate me. It's an honor for you to tribute your Princess that way and for nothing in return! You think that would grant you a meeting with me? Please! You want this bad don't you. Pestering me over and over, "Please slap me and spit on me." OK then...I have a different offer for you. $10,000. That's my price bitch. You want to meet me so pay up.... Show more