What's that line from "Dazed And Confused"? Oh yeah..."That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

Ever think about how old pervs like you look to like Me? GROSS! That's how. Can you get it up on your own or do you need viagra? LMAO! Still jerking off to hot young chicks, huh old man? You are a fucking joke. You can beat off that wrinkly dick while I get ready to meet up with a hot young man with a big hard cock... but don't think for one second that I'm going to let you cum.

Alright alright alright.