Ready to completely humiliate yourself for Princess? It'll only take about five minutes. Step 1: Get a cup. Step 2: Pee in the cup. Step 3: Drink Your Pee. Step 4: Stroke Your Tiny Dick. Step 5: Cum Into Your Hand. Step 6: Eat Your Loser Load. Prove just how much of a pathetic loser you are. I think this is disgusting and you'll be disgusting for doing it. Harsh verbal degradation, jerk off instruction and cum eating awaits you. All you have to do is drink your pee first. LMAO!