A fat virgin loser... what a catch. NOT! LMAO! Almost 300 pounds and get this... only 5'6"! Pestering Me constantly, "Please Sheridan, I want to be your slave!" As if! What the fuck have you done for Me? And like I need another pathetic slave living in 's basement... please! I bet you have a tiny penis. I bet you don't have any formal education. I'm just guessing. What Women want is a confident, educated, strong and confident man. Someone who has a great paying job, owns his own house, never been married, no rugrats, not a jerk off junkie loser like you. We want basically everything you are no... Show more