Want to pretend I'm your girlfriend for a minute? How about My leaving you for your younger, hotter, bigger, stronger and better looking friend of yours? Good. Here it is. I have something to tell you. I'm leaving you. I've been having an affair with your friend Josh. He is so handsome! I've been cheating on you with him for quite a while. You just don't have what I need in a man anymore. Remember all the times we would play around and arm wrestle? I beat you every time. You are a wimp. Of course Josh beat you with even more ease than I did. Not just at arm wrestling. Let Me ask you, when the ... Show more