Kind of an open ended title huh? I better explain. Maybe your wife (or girlfriend) is a troll. Fat, ugly, lazy...that would explain why you want to shower Me with presents... to get My attention, you know? I am a hottie, let's be honest. I doubt that's it though. I bet She is hot too... in Her own way... not like Me lol. I know that I'm hotter than Her. But you love Her, right? I bet She is sweet as pie and loves you right back. She would do anything for you. Then why are you here? Why are you buying My clips? Why are you jerking off, gawking at My beautiful face and sexy body while I call you... Show more