This isn't as harsh or as long as the original version. (Also available on this store.) A bunch of the really mean stuff had the customer's name attached to it so I edited it out. But you'll still enjoy me making you call yourself a loser and a faggot and...you don't want me to give it all away, do you? If you have the nerve for it, order your own at your own risk. It will be a lot harsher and it will damage you permanently...I promise. (contains no foot material)