I'm just back from the gym and I need a foot massage. I'll pop off My sneakers... there you go... nice sweaty socks to rub My feet through. Do a good job while I text on My phone. What the fuck? Don't you know how to give a foot rub? Get in there. Here, watch Me. See? You have to really press hard. You stink at this worse than My sweaty socks. Put your face against My feet. Breathe in deep. If you can't massage My feet properly then that's what you get. And what's this I see? You're hard? You have a boner? LOL! OK fine... make a worship puddle for Me while I have My feet in your face. Pathetic...

I'm just back from the gym and I need a foot massage. I'll pop off My sneakers... there you go... nice sweaty socks to rub My feet through. Do a good job while I text on My phone. What the fuck? Don't you know how to give a foot rub? Get in there. Here, watch Me. See? You have to really press hard. You stink at this worse than My sweaty socks. Put your face against My feet. Breathe in deep. If you can't massage My feet properly then that's what you get. And what's this I see? You're hard? You have a boner? LOL! OK fine... make a worship puddle for Me while I have My feet in your face. Pathetic.