I'm minding my business, using my foam roller on my back, it feels amazing. I happen to look over and spot you. I grab you up, it's time for a little chat. I thought I had gotten rid of your kind, but it looks like I've been found. Not only that but you're back to your spying ways, which you know I hate. I put you in the path of my roller and threaten to end you, but it's too easy. Instead I throw you in my mouth and show you what will happen if you or your little friends come around again. Only next time I'll chew, now go tell your friends.

I'm minding my business, using my foam roller on my back, it feels amazing. I happen to look over and spot you. I grab you up, it's time for a little chat. I thought I had gotten rid of your kind, but it looks like I've been found. Not only that but you're back to your spying ways, which you know I hate. I put you in the path of my roller and threaten to end you, but it's too easy. Instead I throw you in my mouth and show you what will happen if you or your little friends come around again. Only next time I'll chew, now go tell your friends.