I love to have a personal fart cushion! It comes in handy when I have to work from home. Then not only I have a comfy seat for my big butt, but also a fart filter. Just fucking make sure to stay quiet down there and gulp my farts down without any whining. I have to stay focused! If you keep moving, I'm gonna have to punish you, little bitch.

I love to have a personal fart cushion! It comes in handy when I have to work from home. Then not only I have a comfy seat for my big butt, but also a fart filter. Just fucking make sure to stay quiet down there and gulp my farts down without any whining. I have to stay focused! If you keep moving, I'm gonna have to punish you, little bitch.