Just sit fucking straight and don’t move. You're my fart cushion now. My tummy is so messed up that I’m gonna fart all over you without any mercy. Do you like the smell of my breakfast burrito? That's probably why it's so messed up and my farts are really bad. I wouldn’t want to be in your place right now, being blasted by hot, stinky farts.

Just sit fucking straight and don’t move. You're my fart cushion now. My tummy is so messed up that I’m gonna fart all over you without any mercy. Do you like the smell of my breakfast burrito? That's probably why it's so messed up and my farts are really bad. I wouldn’t want to be in your place right now, being blasted by hot, stinky farts.