Santa, I know that I've been a veryyy bad girl. Little devil in disguise. I fart so much and boss my slave around 24/7, but... he says that it feels really good. Not sure if I should be on the naughty list then. Looking back, I was sooo generous with my farts this year, I think my place is on the nice list. Just try my farts out, you will see how good they actually are.

Santa, I know that I've been a veryyy bad girl. Little devil in disguise. I fart so much and boss my slave around 24/7, but... he says that it feels really good. Not sure if I should be on the naughty list then. Looking back, I was sooo generous with my farts this year, I think my place is on the nice list. Just try my farts out, you will see how good they actually are.