Dominating my co-worker with my ass and farts. I knew all along that he stares at my butt, but he probably had no idea that I'm really gassy and will fart all over his face. Now take this! It could became a regular thing – using his little face as my ass and fart cushion at work. Those meetings do get pretty boring, it would be lovely to have someone servicing me.

Dominating my co-worker with my ass and farts. I knew all along that he stares at my butt, but he probably had no idea that I'm really gassy and will fart all over his face. Now take this! It could became a regular thing – using his little face as my ass and fart cushion at work. Those meetings do get pretty boring, it would be lovely to have someone servicing me.