Silent night, gassy night. Who said the holidays were all about peace and quiet? Too bad that I'm feeling really gassy this evening, my little fart sniffer down there is about to get the full experience after a big dinner. Will there be more? Well, you’ll just have to wait and sniff... I mean, see. Stay still, stay patient, and enjoy every gift I have to offer.

Silent night, gassy night. Who said the holidays were all about peace and quiet? Too bad that I'm feeling really gassy this evening, my little fart sniffer down there is about to get the full experience after a big dinner. Will there be more? Well, you’ll just have to wait and sniff... I mean, see. Stay still, stay patient, and enjoy every gift I have to offer.