Have your Quran handy while watching this clip so you can follow my instructions, step by step.

You will fuck this large stack of worthless papers, just like is doing with my BIG BLACK COCK. You will spit on it, cum in this worthless book and you will close the pages for good. You shall NEVER open this book again or read a single scripture from it because I am your now and you WILL follow me & my beliefs. Fuck your Quran.