HAPPY 18TH FUCKIN BIRTHDAY JOHNNY

Today you turn 18 and your Step-Daddy wanted to be sure your cherry was popped, toilet cherry that is!! You had no clue your Step-Daddy was a eating pig...until he PAID for your first Toilet session with the Queen!! Eating runs in your family genes, your Step-Daddy and grandfather have been my toilets for YEARS! How do you think I know who you are already? Worship my ASS my new found virgin toilet! Sniff it good because you're gonna be dreamin' about it later on once you're home trying to process what really just happened! Chained to my throne ...

HAPPY 18TH FUCKIN BIRTHDAY JOHNNY

Today you turn 18 and your Step-Daddy wanted to be sure your cherry was popped, toilet cherry that is!! You had no clue your Step-Daddy was a eating pig...until he PAID for your first Toilet session with the Queen!! Eating runs in your family genes, your Step-Daddy and grandfather have been my toilets for YEARS! How do you think I know who you are already? Worship my ASS my new found virgin toilet! Sniff it good because you're gonna be dreamin' about it later on once you're home trying to process what really just happened! Chained to my throne (toilet chair) to consume and accept the fact that you have arrived into beta-hood, not manhood LMFAO the whole time!!!