You’re a good patient, aren’t you? Coming to the doctor’s office every year for your annual health inspection. You’re still below average in all metrics, but there is one critical change - you’re sexually active now? You were celibate for so long, what happened? You found some woman who felt bad for you and gave you a pity fuck? After all, no woman in their right mind would fuck someone with your profile - low intelligence, bad overall fitness, ugly looks, terrible DNA. Your new-found sex life poses a health risk to all of humanity. I cannot allow your dick to spread your inferior genes ont...

You’re a good patient, aren’t you? Coming to the doctor’s office every year for your annual health inspection. You’re still below average in all metrics, but there is one critical change - you’re sexually active now? You were celibate for so long, what happened? You found some woman who felt bad for you and gave you a pity fuck? After all, no woman in their right mind would fuck someone with your profile - low intelligence, bad overall fitness, ugly looks, terrible DNA. Your new-found sex life poses a health risk to all of humanity. I cannot allow your dick to spread your inferior genes onto the next generation, accidentally or not. The best thing to do is to cut the problem off right at the source. As a doctor, it’s my professional recommendation to get a castration! Total and complete removal of your testicles, to make sure you can NEVER impregnate a woman. A vasectomy isn’t permanent or foolproof enough, but chopping off your balls is! You won’t be able to make sperm anymore; in fact, there’s a decent chance you may not even be able to get hard or ejaculate again. Since I’m a compassionate doctor, I’ll let you have one last send off - go on and whip out your pathetic excuse for a dick and jerk one last orgasm out. I get the feeling that being castrated is turning you on - how about I do the procedure right as you cum for the very last time? I’ll even let you feel my gloved hands on your sorry dick and give you some visual stimulation with my fat tits. This is probably the last time you’ll ever be with a woman, after all!