You know you’re never getting laid with that tiny, ugly dick of yours. Your wrinkled nasty little scrotum doesn’t deserve the touch of a woman. And yet, you still want the feeling of fucking something. A bitch loser like you deserves nothing more than fucking a crusty, cum covered pillow! Spend your jerk off sessions humping your new pillow girlfriend, since you’ll never get a real girlfriend. Might as well go out and buy an anime waifu pillow as you hump hump hump your life away. And the worst part? You don’t even wash that disgusting, sticky pillow. Enjoy your new sex life, loser.