The best cure for your crippling depression is pumping your penis, choosing it over everything and anything. You need to play with yourself to numb your mind, you need to sit and spend endless hours playing with yourself because that's the easiest thing you could EVER do in life. You're so good at it too, you can't possibly fail! :)

The best cure for your crippling depression is pumping your penis, choosing it over everything and anything. You need to play with yourself to numb your mind, you need to sit and spend endless hours playing with yourself because that's the easiest thing you could EVER do in life. You're so good at it too, you can't possibly fail! :)