I came home from work and i was desperate to plop, like, omg, im gonna do it on my pants! I rush to open the front door, close it, take my shoes off, put my purse on the chair, and the phone rings.....fu*****!!!!

its my work colleague, asking for the names of some folks we have for dinner on friday. I cant talk, im so bloated and full of pain, im desperate! my tummy hurts and i know im gonna do it like, now! i talk to him, hang up, take my shirt off, then my pants and i rush to the bathroom, to finally, relieve myself!