So like every other morning, i have coffee and run to the bathroom, while im looking up the news on my cell, smoking my morning cig and drinking my coffee, i get an audio on whatsapp....thats my friend crying his tears for a gf who left him. I cant believe it, how do they know im sitting on the toilet, taking a dump? Everytime im on the toilet, something like that happens, someone sends me messages, or my family needs me, or a friend needs me while im in my bathroom.