So, its Saturday and me and hubby go out for lunch in a new Steak House, Im so happy to go out and eat nice and be in a nice place, so i go to the bathroom of the restaurant and get naughty in the bathroom, do a lil strip, pee and go back to my table to start my meal. Lunch finished and we get the car to head home....Jesus Christ help me with this one! I start feeling these cramps, my tummy is aching and burning and my asshole starts ltting these horrible smelly farts out, my hubby asks whats going on....lol

I get home after 30 mins of huge pain and wet farts and when i get to the ... Show more