Are you really doing this? Are you really spending another night alone, gooning, stroking, and buying clips? Of course you are, but it doesn't make it any less embarrassing. You know your hand doesn't count as company, right?

While I go out, drinking and dancing, you're sitting in your little goon-cave, begging for my attention and affection. You don't matter to me, but me? I'm your whole world. You're obsessed, entranced, and eager to do whatever I demand, from sending to stroking. Maybe I'd respect you more if you acted like a real man, but knowing what you truly are, a lowly lit... Show more