Your daily routine is simple: you wake up, work, go home, goon, go to bed, and wake up to do it all over again. What a sad, pathetic life you lead... but you love it. You know that you're a chronic, compulsive jerk junkie. You know that you're a weak hand-humping freak, and yet, you don't want to change.

You don't want to get better, you want to sink deeper into the goon hole until recovery and respect are no longer options. You'd rather stroke and goon and send and buy clips than you would have a normal, well-adjusted sex life where you actually get to fuck women. You'd rather be ... Show more