I'm in a mean mood tonight, so I invite you over to play a cruel trick on you. You think you're here to fuck me? Ha! I strip you naked and mock your tiny cock as I blow puffs of cigarette smoke in your face, and I compare your pathetic cock o a range of sex toys and tiny household objects just to make your shame even worse. I heard you were small but wow, you're even more pathetic than I thought you'd be and it's f#cking hilarious. Enjoy :)