I've dealt with a lot of weirdos in my day, but not someone quite like you. You're one of those rare guys who are flexible enough to suck your own cock, but is that really a good thing? I think it's low and pathetic that you can't find a woman to do it for you. As if a woman would want to be with a man who does that to himself anyway. I love laughing at you and degrading you for your autofellatio fetish.