Ah good old Smother University or better know as old S.U.

Formerly a strictly girls only college, they have been "advised" to accept....men

and become co-ed...

Sam is their first male applicant. He has SOMEHOW made it to the interview portion of the admissions process and his adjudicators are Lori Glimmer and Lulu...not great news for him

They are NOTORIOUSLY stringent and have a...let's say unique method of interrogation for new students

Especially MALE students! They "advise" him to sit on the floor, unbuckle their heels, use him as a footrest ...

Ah good old Smother University or better know as old S.U.

Formerly a strictly girls only college, they have been "advised" to accept....men

and become co-ed...

Sam is their first male applicant. He has SOMEHOW made it to the interview portion of the admissions process and his adjudicators are Lori Glimmer and Lulu...not great news for him

They are NOTORIOUSLY stringent and have a...let's say unique method of interrogation for new students

Especially MALE students! They "advise" him to sit on the floor, unbuckle their heels, use him as a footrest ALL while asking him VERY important college admission questions. How Humiliating!

Once they feel he has been subjugated enough there, they move him over to the...office bed? Whatever! Welcome to Smother University and their weird office furniture!

They then proceed to smother him with full on facesitting, foot smothering, and a combination of both!

Will they allow Sam to matriculate to old S.U. this semester? Or is he doomed to be the new favorite office chair?!