Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I was told no one was going to be home when I was cleaning today, so..I found this in your wife's closet and decided to have a little fun. You think I should keep it on, don't you? I knew it! I knew you secretly had the hots for me. I bet I look way better in this than SHE does, don't I? Come here, get closer. Looks like we both have a secret to keep from wifey. Me wearing this, and you perving on my ass! I think it's time you tell wifey I need a raise.