Sorry your normal doctor got sick. But don't worry, I've got plenty of experience. I looked over your chart and it looks like you're here for a routine physical. I know it may be a little intimidating getting undressed in front of me, but I can assure you, once you've seen one dick, you've seen them all. Nothing surprises me anymore....EXCEPT THAT! Wtf! It's so small! Does that thing even please a woman? LOL Goodness..ok let me compose myself. Now, there's just a few more tests I need to run. First off, let's get that tiny thing hard...

Sorry your normal doctor got sick. But don't worry, I've got plenty of experience. I looked over your chart and it looks like you're here for a routine physical. I know it may be a little intimidating getting undressed in front of me, but I can assure you, once you've seen one dick, you've seen them all. Nothing surprises me anymore....EXCEPT THAT! Wtf! It's so small! Does that thing even please a woman? LOL Goodness..ok let me compose myself. Now, there's just a few more tests I need to run. First off, let's get that tiny thing hard...