You haven't been a very good roommate. The other day when I came home early I caught you sniffing my dirty panties. Don't try to deny it. I saw you. There's no excuse. I'm going out tonight with my girlfriends, but I figured if I'm going to be gone, you're going to first worship my panties how I say, on my terms. I mean, I know you're going to do it when I'm gone anyways. My panties are already wet in anticipation of this.