Although I liked fucking him, I had gotten so many calls and texts from Thomas asking for a "loan," that I had pretty much stopped answering him. It's one thing to be a nice guy from time to time, but my goal in life is not to be an ATM for deadbeats, regardless how hot they happen to be. This one night, however, I was in a good mood, and I needed to get laid. I told him to come on over...