"The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He makes me lie down in green pastures. He leads me beside still waters. He restores my soul." God is good, amen! But something more is needed to restore my soul because, you see, I've been having these dirty lurid thoughts that I can't tell a soul. My fellow parishioners would be astounded if they knew just what I've been thinking lately. I just melt with mortification at the thought of them finding out that I've been nurturing fantasies of being with a man for the first time!

I'm dying to know what it feels like to have a man's hands on... Show more