As I soak in some sun in my back yard and look gorgeous doing it, I mock your life by insulting your ugly girlfriend and pathetic life. I bet you`d ditch that gross pig in two seconds if you thought you had a chance with a girl as beautiful as me. Well, I might just give you that chance... but only if you give me all of your money! I`m going to drain your bank account, break up your relationship, and dominate your entire life. Sit there and jerk-off while I describe in detail just how I`m going to own your existence. Stroke your dick harder and faster, but only after you`ve handed over your cr... Show more