Let's smoke a cigarette together. I'll smoke, you just sit there and enjoy my smoking. We don't even have to talk. We can just make eye contact - don't be shy! And you can listen to the little happy smoking sounds I make as I inhale, feel the smoke hit the back of my throat, draw the smoke deep into my lungs and exhale. The little sighs and mmmmm sounds. I'm so happy. I love my corks, and this one tastes so good - I'm glad we're sharing it.