Who's ready for a story? Okay, who's ready for a pretty smoking girl in a little white dress to read you a story in her sexy smoker's voice? In this video, I smoke two cigarettes while reading a story from an old book I found (this is true) after ripping up my floors. You'll enjoy my, um, alternative pronunciation of some words you probably thought I knew how to read, lol. Anyways, if the story doesn't grab you, just sit back and watch me smoke - that usually gets your attention.