I dressed in leather. Just for you. You want me to blow my smoke in your face. But you don’t deserve it. I’m not impressed by you. Wait - here’s an idea: How about you take my ashes, so I don’t have to hold my ashtray and extend my poor little arm. My ashes don’t taste bad. Just open your mouth and stick out your tongue. As a special bonus, I’ll give you my butt too – my *cigarette* butt, you perv. If you do a good job, I’ll blow my smoke in your face. But careful – everyone knows goddess ashes are irresistible. You might get addicted ...