I saw you last night. I was watching you watching me smoke. Every 20 minutes, I had your complete attention. And I totally get it. Men love to watch a beautiful woman expertly suck on a cigarette. It looks great, I know. And it's a total turn-on. Which is why men will do almost anything for the privilege of watching. So ... I have an idea for you. It's so inconvenient for me to have to find an ashtray in my house. Why should that be my responsibility? If I had a *human* ashtray it would be so much easier. All you'd have to do is be on call every hour that I am awake and when you hear that l...

I saw you last night. I was watching you watching me smoke. Every 20 minutes, I had your complete attention. And I totally get it. Men love to watch a beautiful woman expertly suck on a cigarette. It looks great, I know. And it's a total turn-on. Which is why men will do almost anything for the privilege of watching. So ... I have an idea for you. It's so inconvenient for me to have to find an ashtray in my house. Why should that be my responsibility? If I had a *human* ashtray it would be so much easier. All you'd have to do is be on call every hour that I am awake and when you hear that light flick, you come running like your life - well, your pleasure, alway - depends on it.