Step-Mom caught me smoking. Now she won't give me money to go to the mall. Step-Mom is such a B*I*T*C*H! Well, I am too. I'll never quit smoking ... But how will I buy my 97th pair of earrings? Hmmm ... you know, I do see you watching me smoke. A lot. And you seem to like it ... A LOT. And I bet you can buy me earrings ... a lot of earrings ... and maybe a whole lot more. Isn't that right ... sugar step-daddy?