I definitely need a cork cigarette right now ... And I know you've come here to watch me dangle it ... So I'm gonna show you some dangling you'll remember. That cork tip in my pink lips, or clenched in my perfect white teeth, endlessly swallowing smoke into my lungs then pouring it back out of my mouth ... The little popping and sucking sounds when I briefly take the filter out of my mouth ... my spit making the filter shine ... the creamy smoke dancing on my tongue before I make it vanish, HEH! Like a magic trick ... now smoke pouring out of both nostrils, twin jetstreams of smoke that was... Show more