Remember going to the mall, seeing Santa. This is ... better. Much better. This Santa's wearing a sexy little coat. Open-toed spike-heeled red shoes. Furry white leggings. Check out Santa's smooth milky-white thighs ... mmm. Hello, . What do you want for Christmas? Santa's smoke in your face? Santa's ashes on your tongue? Santa's lipstick-stained butt in your mouth? Have you been a good boy? Yes, this Santa's a bit different from the Santa you remember. But whose lap would you rather sit on, hmm? Now, tell Santa what you'd like ...