You know how it is. It's New Year's, you meet a guy at a bar, you go home with him, you have a great time in bed - and then he won't let you smoke in his house. WHAT??!! Because he has a pet ... that's allergic ... to cigarette smoke? When it's my absolute right to smoke wherever I want - what a loser! Listen to me rant - and watch as my cigarette helps me relax.

You know how it is. It's New Year's, you meet a guy at a bar, you go home with him, you have a great time in bed - and then he won't let you smoke in his house. WHAT??!! Because he has a pet ... that's allergic ... to cigarette smoke? When it's my absolute right to smoke wherever I want - what a loser! Listen to me rant - and watch as my cigarette helps me relax.