So, you've watched my other human ashtray videos and now you think you can be my human ashtray. Can you? It's not so easy. It's hard work. It's humiliating. And I'm a heavy smoker, so it's a full-time job. Sure, you think you can eat ash. But can you do it all the time? I don't want to be like "Open your mouth, human ashtray" every time I light a cigarette. I just want you there, with your hungry little mouth open, obediently waiting for my ash. Ooh, did the lit cherry get on your tongue? My bad. Remember, pain is nature's way of telling you you're a good little ash-eating boy. Now open wid... Show more